Justifying Sleeping Prophets

Prophets of great renown, we presentchartInstance of their most pressing concern: sleeping in.

Why bother with the mundane when you can prophesize the sublime? We've compiled the definitive guide to justifying sleeping in, because, let's face it, who needs productivity?

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Paradox of Sleeping In

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a prophet in possession of a good nap, must be in want of productivity...

Or, is it that a prophet in possession of a bad sleep schedule, must be in want of divine intervention... or a good coffee machine

Sleep as a Union Benefit

A union of prophets, demanding better working conditions, including but not limited to:

More pillows

Shorter work hours

Napping areas

Justifying Sleep as a Superpower

A prophet, with the power to nap, prophets the power of the nap.

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Justifying Sleep as a Superpower Prophets

The prophets of the land, have spoken, and thus, we shall believe in the power of sleep.

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